Post Nuclear Fairy Tale

Local Anxiety was a pretty decent Canadian comedy duo
back in the day.
Very environment sensitive, and always looking to make
the world a better place.
This piece fits right in with that philosophy.
And, yes, Keith Richards is still alive in this scenerio…

Merle the Martian

I love this toe tapper by the late, great Tim Wilson.
Great beat, witty lyrics, and a respectful reference
to the Great, Great, Great Grandmother of country
music, Reba McEntire.
She just celebrated her latest birthday with a small
cup of tapioca, a peeled grape, and some IV Fluids.
She’s touring again this year, the same band, back
up singers and medical technicians as always, but
we will see a brand new team of heart specialists.
The first one hundred and seven people will get a
small vial of Reba’s drool!
Merle has it going…


Were Cow

Flippy T. Fishead with a cautionary tail.
I make a pun.
It’s a full moon, which means it’s time to drop some
trouser, bend over in the front yard, take aim, and say
“Right Back at Ya!” at that pock filled ball of cheese…

Jeremy Hotz: Canada and the U.S.

There are several differences between the two countries.
Some are small, others gigantic.
Jeremy can tell you what you’re up against.
Some naughty words here, they may cause your poor old
grandmother to explode without warning.
Put the old scold in the closet, and lay down a tarpaulin
just in case…