The Quandary of an Unsliced Pizza

Kyle Kinane with a humorous look at loneliness, poor
decision making, and the will to continue living.
It gets a bit depressing, he breaks down on stage, weeps
uncontrollably, gets bitter, throws stage props at the
audience and runs out the back door, kicking a puppy
as he stumbles into the parking lot.
Somehow I can’t see him as the national Zoloft spokesman…