The Firesign Theatre with some find parody.
That beer must have quite a head on it…

I’ve got them, my teeth hurt and I’m not able to
get down to the local yanker to troubleshoot.
2NU has it down for you…

Jeff Caldwell with a look at being physically fit.
And all the pride and preening that comes with it.
Join a gym, they said, it will be fun…

Homer Fails Miserably…Film at Eleven!
Mr. Burns does not like ethnic food…

A Weird Al Yankovic classic.
Great lyrics, unless of course you actually believe
in this nonsense, then not so much…