David Crowe with a look at those that assist the consumer.
David’s a pretty funny guy, smart with a low level snark
that suits him quite well.
He has the Customer Service part figured out…

You knew it was coming eventually.
A sandwich so profane it’ll swear at you the entire time you’re swallowing it!
There’s a market for it, profanity sells.
It doesn’t look that tasty, but I’m a vegetarian, what do I know?
I’m intrigued, you should be as well…

Weird Al Yankovic with a fairly educational look at poor syntax.
He gets a bit puffy, full geek mode enabled to the point where
you wish he shuts up.
But he doesn’t.
Still a decent novelty tune…

Pete Lee hates them.
Listen to what he has to say, then try to
change his mind.
Some things are unattainable…