New Recruits

Captain Picard (French for “Head Like Bum”) needs some
fresh meat to fight the good fight.
Market Basket was closed, instead ended up going to
Ebay for some third string superheroes that might get
the job done, providing they bring along some duct tape,
chewing gum, and a stapler.
It’s not looking very good, to be quite honest…

Truckers

Corky & the Juice Pigs with a neat little toe tapper
that really calls the cows home to roost.
I have no idea why I typed that, probably a tumor
buried deep in the old tapioca.
On the humorous side, I can totally picture a
gaggle of bovine creatures all lined up on a fence
staring intently at the prey that wandered
mindlessly into their evil domain.
Smacking their lips and mooing in a lascivious
manner, all the while passing utensils and
table salt around for the feast that will soon
begin!
Could be me…