Creepy Rapey

A really good bit by one of my favorite comedians.
Alonzo Bodden is an outstanding comic, he has all
of what you need to be one of the best.
Smart, personable, and very funny!
This is a creative piece, some great lines here…

Rocketman: Fart Scene

It’s Flatulence Awareness Month, and as such the odors
will be forthcoming, in large voluminous clouds.
Today’s gaseous speed bump comes from a rather forgettable
movie that starred one of the stand-up comedians that I
like to play on the show.
Harland Williams is the comic, Rocketman is the movie.
As with most fair flicks there’s usually a scene that rises
above the rest of the meh and actually causes you to
laugh or smile, depending on what you have recently eaten.
Rule of thumb: less than five burritos…laugh out loud!
Five to ten burritos…a short chortle, and a smile or two.
More than ten burritos…get the Hell out of my car, and quit
your damned laughing…look what you did!!!
Anyway, a decent bit, with a really good line…

The Megafart Scene

From the flick Minions:The Rise of Gru comes this gripping
story of love, heartbreak, and athletes feet.
No, sorry, wrong movie!
In a nutshell, several wacky banana like creatures, with varying
degrees of intellectual capabilities, help a rather young Gru
become the top spy on the planet.
That was the plan at least.
You know what they say about the best laid plans of bananas
and men, something about cheese…