John Prine with a humorous tune about learning
the local lingo.
Think tropical paradise, a cool beverage, parties
on the beach, coconuts, and profanity.
Sums it right up…

The late, great John Pinette with a look at heat, humidity,
horrible crowds, and a mouse.
I have been to Florida in a sweltering heat, with humidty
that made my face melt, not my idea of a fun time.
Never mind standing in line for an overpriced kiddie ride.
Better him than me…

This is a repeat, but OH what a repeat!
I was always a sucker for a well made carrot cake.
This made my mouth get all wet and stuff.
Well, actually the drool was already here, but you
get the idea…

Cledus T. Judd with a neat little number about overindulgence
of the American kind.
Part comedy sketch, part song, all great!
Unless you like processed foods that is…

I’ll never have that issue.
Pete Correale with a look at having too much money,
and the issues that come with it.
As I stated, I cannot relate, but he makes it humorous…