A classic from Abbott and Costello.
It’s that time of year.
Who’s up…?

Harry Chapin delivers the goods on this one.
Not the bananas though, they do not make it through.
This event really happened, according to legend.
There were no banana splits in Scranton, Pa for a
while, thanks to a reckless trucker…

Ian Sirota with a humorous list of fibs you spoon feed to the little ones.
You have to lie, if you don’t you’ll be forced to be honest your entire life.
And how would THAT work?!

Rhett and Link have something to show you.
Comes in many sizes and colors.
Will shrink if you wash it in “hot”…

It’s Monday, I feel the need to assert myself.
Probably stems from insecurity, not knowing
what the week will bring.
Mr. B the Gentleman Rymer has what it takes…