Andy Woodhull is in danger of having his
Guy Card revoked, he’s had a bad week.
His wife went shopping, he could only carry
one bag of groceries in at a time.
Daughter skinned a knee, he cried like a baby.
Neighbor’s dog barked at him, had to change
his pants…twice.
Now this.
Looks like Andy’s lunch today will be a heaping
bowl of Campbell’s Cream of Wussy soup!

A classic piece from the gang that brought us the Animaniacs!
That animated cartoon series was a one of a kind program.
Very underrated and much loved.
As clever as they come, here’s the proof…

This is a classic piece by Landry and Biener!
Some great lines here.
I can remember when it was perfectly acceptable
to light one up on a plane.
What a joke though, the smoking section was
the back half of the seats, the forward seats
were non-smoking!
Where do you think the smoke ended up?
Keeping my hands busy…

Greg Warren, off of his One Star Wonder recording,
with a lament that a lot of single men can relate to.
He’ s a great stand-up comedian, tells it like it is, with
insights that can be quite humorous.
He seems to be getting better, his newer material is
really good, that’s saying a lot because his early
stuff is not too shabby at all.
He shouldn’t listen to his married friends…

Sorry for the delay in posting this, the holiday
weekend played a large role in keeping me away
from a keyboard.
I haven’t touched a guitar or a drum kit either.
No, I will not quit my day job.
More new material this week, the stand-up
field is getting stronger, lots of fresh stuff to
choose from.
An agent of Hydra talks about his grandma.
I wonder how many folks will get that one.
Adam Ferrara has to make the donuts.
Don’t lend Zoltan Kaszas your scooter.
Antsy McClain has some tips on staying alive.
A couple of interesting blocks, some classic flora
and fauna, and the usual What the Hell Was That?!
As follows…

Yakko’s Universe- The Animaniacs
Continental Steel- Robert Klein
Construction Site- Emo Philips (s-up)
B.A.R.F Construction- Doodoo Wah
Rockbottom’s- DJ Hazard
New Family- Henry Cho (s-up)
Copenhagen- The Geezinslaws
Mission to Mars- Landry and Biener
Dating- Tim Young (s-up)
Good old Days- Weird Al Yankovic
Ugly Man’s Clothing- Stevens and Grdnic
The Orange County Rolling Acres Senior Center Cannabis Club- Roy Zimmerman
Walter- Paul Gilmartin
Pringles Stealing- Mitch Hedberg (s-up)
My Ding-a-Ling- Judge Dread
Fishing for Sheep- Roger Lloyd Pack
Unmarried- Greg Warren (s-up)
We’re All Gonna Die- Antsy McClain
The Funeral Home Commercial- Mark Eddie
Goin’ Through My Address Book- George Carlin (s-up)
She Makes Me Feel Big- The Fools
The Knuckle Song- Barry & the Bookbinders
Uber High- Adam Ferrara (s-up)
At the Mall- The Air Pirates
Macho Robot- The Android Sisters
Ten Thousand Peso Scooter- Zoltan Kaszas (s-up)
Mystery Lunch- The Ziggens
Old Dead Animalskin House- Royal Canadian Air Farce
Smackin’ Kittens- Robert Hawkins (s-up)
The Bear Song- Lorne Elliott
I’m on the Phone- HYULP
Grandma- Garry Shandling (s-up)