Andy Woodhull is in danger of having his
Guy Card revoked, he’s had a bad week.
His wife went shopping, he could only carry
one bag of groceries in at a time.
Daughter skinned a knee, he cried like a baby.
Neighbor’s dog barked at him, had to change
his pants…twice.
Now this.
Looks like Andy’s lunch today will be a heaping
bowl of Campbell’s Cream of Wussy soup!