The late, great John Pinette with a very funny
piece on new homes, spending Thanksgiving
with the family, and turnips.
One of his classic bits…

Susan Christie with a classic from 1966.
This is mildly compelling, the visuals
made my mouth get all wet and stuff.
Could have been the usual drool but it
seemed like more than that.
On a related note, one of my favorite
ways to cook the little buggers is from
the oldest cookbook from the Americas.
The puritans would take an onion and
put them in the oven, skin and all.
All I do is put them on a baking pan and
let the oven do the rest.
You will know when done, the onions
ooze a caramelized liquid from under
the skin…take them out, add butter and
you have one tasty little num-num.
You are mostwelcome…

A grand slice of Simpson’s lunacy.
The writing was crisp, the dialogue even better.
No matter how wrung out the ideas are it’s still
one of the best shows on television.
Yeah, I know that’s like saying the best lump in
the septic tank, but you get the idea.
Remember kids, nobody likes weepy meat…

Juston McKinney with a pretty funny look at
some of the peripheral attributes that one
must deal with in a relationship.
He’s a very funny stand-up comedian, one
that I am very happy to play on the show.
And he’s from New Hampshire as well…

The immortal Tom Lehrer with an ode
to those that don camo.
Wasn’t he a talk show host?
Not Tom, the other guy.
If I have to explain it to you…