Monthly Archives: May 2023

Smoking

Kathleen Madigan with a killer set on puffing your life away.
Yes, pun intended.
A dreadful habit, peer pressure starts it off, a tearful funeral
brings you to the end.
Stop before it gets to that point.
Just sayin’.
Some nice lines here…

Red Ants

A Heywood Banks original.
Yep, he’s to blame for this monstrosity.
Kidding, it’s actually a decent tune, it’s
the subject matter that is less than stellar.
I have more ants living in my kitchen than
exist in all the anthills west of the Mississippi.
I exaggerate, but only slightly.
When ant families have picnics do you think
at some point during the eating a fat, bald
guy from Minnesota crawls onto their picnic
table and eats all the potato salad?
Asking for a friend…