A Heywood Banks original.
Yep, he’s to blame for this monstrosity.
Kidding, it’s actually a decent tune, it’s
the subject matter that is less than stellar.
I have more ants living in my kitchen than
exist in all the anthills west of the Mississippi.
I exaggerate, but only slightly.
When ant families have picnics do you think
at some point during the eating a fat, bald
guy from Minnesota crawls onto their picnic
table and eats all the potato salad?
Asking for a friend…