The usual…Turkeys, Overeating, Football and all
the tomfoolery that comes with it.
It feels kinda weird, yesterday I fed a large flock of
turkeys at my house before I left for work, and
upon arriving at work I see yet another flock
waiting for viddles.
The latter grouping knows my car, when they see
it they head right for me.
These are huge animals, as large as some dogs that
I’ve owned, and they make the cutest noises.
Think of THAT as you’re gnawing on a drumstick!
Some classic Pinette, Stan Freberg, and the
Evolution Control Committee.
Eat slow and steady, unless of course you are
having relatives over that annoy and befuddle you.
Then stuff it in and let it rip.
If you know what I mean…

Street Meat- Mike Phirman
Columbus Discovers America- Stand Freberg
Eat Like an American- Jim Gaffigan (s-up)
Making Cookies- Rick Segall
Fast Food- Stevens and Grdnic
All You Can Eat- Kevin Meaney (s-up)
Cheesecake Truck- King Missile
Pilgrim’s Progress/Take an Indian to Lunch-Stan Freberg
I’m Happy to Be Back- Ty Barnett (s-up)
Thanksgiving- Heywood Banks
Possum Loaf- The Trailer Park Troubadours
Turnips- John Pinette (s-up)
Overlapping Waist- Bobby Jimmy & The Critters
The Thanksgiving Story- Stan Freberg
Men’s Cooking Show- Richard Jeni (s-up)
Black Friday- Steve Couch
Spatula City- Weird Al Yankovic
Food- Michael Somerville (s-up)
Dropkick Me, Jesus- Bobby Bare
What it Was, Was Football- Andy Griffith
Food- Sean Morey (s-up)
Diet Song- Shel Silverstein
Breakfast- The Evolution Control Committee
I Call Ribs- Dan Cummins (s-up)
Rub Some Bacon On It- Rhett and Link
Lunch- The Evolution Control Committee
Worst Cookie Ever- Gary Gulman (s-up)
Anchovey Pizza- The Downloaders
Dinner- The Evolution Control Committee
Whole Milk- Kathleen Madigan (s-up)
What the Hell Did You Eat?- Todd Yohn
You People are Fat- The Frantics
Hungry Bears- Alonzo Bodden (s-up)
Football Man- Bananas at Large
Terminal Football- Flaherty, Ramis, Belushi, Doyle-Murray
Football Referee- Richard Jeni (s-up0
The Asparagus- Noel Paul Stookey
Eating Animals- Kyle Kinane (s-up)

No, it is not lost on me that both John Pinette and
Kevin Meaney both have sets here that make it clear that
too much food is not a good thing…and that they both
passed away from complications of overeating and poor fitness.
Life has a way of making you notice things.
Happy Thanksgiving!