Weird Al Yankovic with a holiday classic!
In the sense that St. Nick is a homicidal
maniac with a HUGE bone to pick “classic”.
I always thought the fat guy would snap one day.
Overworked (over a billion houses in ONE day!),
underpaid (He shares a dwelling with an old woman,
thousands of midgets and numerous wild animals!)
and hopelessly behind the times (No Smart Phone, App,
or GPS!)…that’s a recipe for years of therapy, at
the least, or decades of hard time and solitary
confinement, at the most.
And his sleigh doesn’t have heat!
Rumor has it this was brought on by an
all night bean feeding frenzy by the reindeer,
the day before…