It’s a new year, and with that comes uncertainty and confusion.
Hey, I’m dark, did you really think I was going to praise the
upcoming months as the magnificent Dawn of a New Era?!
Nope.
I’m just supplying the mirth, you folks are on your own when it
comes to optimism and focus.
Life is a roller coaster ride and as you well know when the ride
is over we’re right back at the beginning, where we started.
Naked, crying and ugly as hell!
As far as metaphors go that wasn’t my best but the day, and the year,
are still quite young.
Some new material this week, with lots of older classic pieces thrown in
for good measure.

Dear Boss- Mike Cross
Speed- The Not Ready for Prime Time Players
Grocery Store Corral Guy- Tommy Ryman (s-up)
Redneck Ninjas- Tom Smith
Chatting with Blanche and Gladys- The Vestibules
Lazy Eye- Tyler Boeh (s-up)
Must Sell Screenplay- Subplot A
Type “A” Vacation Village- Synaptic Anarchy Playhouse
Cousteau- Richard Jeni (s-up)
The Old Me- Mike Phirman
Dr. Loon’s Clinic- Late Show
All You Can Eat- Kevin Meaney (s-up)
Hurray for Captain Spaulding- Groucho Marx
MacGregor’s Kilts- The Dead Alewives
I Got a Germ Thing- Adam Ferrara (s-up)
Should Old Cadavers Be Forgot- The Crypt Keeper
Fox in Socks- Dr. Seuss
Don’t Mess with Nature= Alonzo Bodden (s-up)
The Martian Boogie- Brownsville Station
Ed Shepp Exposes Salmelope Cruzak- Ed Shepp
In Defense of Vanilla Ice- Gary Gulman (s-up)
Wimpiest White Man in the World- Gerry House
Cliche Heaven- Ken Nordine
I Totaled My Car- Maryellen Hooper (s-up)
I’m Schizophrenic- Faust & Lewis
I Don’t Eat Burritos Anymore- G. Xavier Robillard
Freaks and Weirdos- Mark Gross (s-up)
Chicken Drop- Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper
Hockey- National Lampoon
Hotels, Beds and Mattresses- Mitch Hedberg (s-up)
Goat Song- Paul Green and Bob Morledge
Deteriorata- Norman Rose
It’s a Paradox- Robert Dubac (s-up)
I Like Beer- South Filthy
Let’s Talk Wrestling- Travesty Ltd.
Humor in Heartbreak- Tommy Johnagin (s-up)