The Arrogant Worms with a nod to those that skate.
Having lots of Canadian blood in me I can attest
to the fact that they do indeed embrace that sport
with a zeal that can best be described as pathological.
Times ten.
I stopped watching the game when they made face
masks and helmets mandatory.
I’ll do the math for you, it was a couple of years ago.
Wusses, couldn’t fight their way out of a paper bag today.
If you need to wear a mask or a helmet to work and you’re
not a Viking you are a dainty little man and deserve
nothing but scorn.
They like hockey…