You Suck at Cooking with a great (urp!) recipe
for what seems like leftover college/welfare
food and whatever you happen to have in
the cupboards.
I must say, it’s not one of his most delectable
creations, looks more like a High School science
project that was left in the trunk of Mom’s car.
And, as an added bonus, there’s a non working
Rube Goldberg machine that will keep you riveted
for at least as long as you can stand on one foot and
squawk like a chicken, while twirling your arms in a
counter clockwise motion as you recite the complete
works of William Shakespeare.
Personally, I’d order out…