Not “my” wife, that would be Adam Ferrara’s spouse.
She sounds a bit anal retentive.
Okay, more than a bit.
She would be absolutely miserable at my house.
I consider dust to be a wood preservative.
Someday archeologists will visit my living room and
reward me handsomely for relics discovered within.
Until then I run my vacuum cleaner only when I
need to find my shoes.
Lower your standards, life won’t hurt as much…