by Dave Cash.
You’ll enjoy this.
It’s all about venturing forth and doing what’s right.
There’s plenty of stuff about being moral and ethical
and how to avoid the common pitfalls one might face
when encountering the usual trials and tribulations…(DERP!)
No, not really, it’s the same old crap you get with
that ridiculous commencement speech and worthless piece
of paper that you receive after shelling out tens of thousands
of hard earned dollars only to discover that you’ll never
work in the field that you studied so hard to master!
Got it?!
This is a great piece of satire for graduation day…

I like that!