Smackin’ Kittens

Robert Hawkins with an irreverent look at quitting
bad habits, going with the flow, and feline pugilism.
I actually had someone complain about this piece
when I played it on the show.
I’m as sensitive as the next guy, but I understand
humor, and when someone is making a joke by
utilizing absurdity as a way of getting laughs I
tend to cut it some slack.
If I thought for one second that Mr. Hawkins liked
to go ten rounds with a baby kitten as a way to
cope with stress I’d send him an email demanding
that he provide proof that it actually works.
How do “I” dull the pain of everyday life?
Catapults and babies.
Works like a charm.
My neighborhood is very quiet…


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