Whatever you do don’t reveal your true identity!
I have never understood why superheroes go to
great lengths to conceal who they are when not
wearing their spandex and capes.
If I was capable of all the great things that
Superman could do you could bet your back
pocket that I’d be living it up…large!
The best whisky, the best women, the best
EVERYTHING…the list would be endless.
This is a parody of one of the most hated, and
confusing, scenes in all of the Superman flicks.
And what about Super Speed?
Clark could have saved the old geezer, washed
and waxed his car, fed the dog, AND checked
out everybody at the beach with his X-ray vision
in a blink of an eye…nobody would suspect a thing.
That would be too simple, and logical.
Nope, we have to take the Stan Lee approach to
super heroes apparently…cannot have the perfect
life, must suffer endless rejection, can never keep a
girlfriend, all your aunts and uncles die during a
robbery, people reject you because you’re a freak, etc;
If I was in charge things would be different, that’s
all I’m sayin’…