The Arrogant Worms with a nice little tale about a man
named Ned who scares folks.
Hence the name.
That’s horribly obvious to anyone with two working
eyeballs and at least half a brain stem.
Ned is probably amused by all this kerfuffle.
But he can’t let on or people would start calling him
Somewhat Frightening Ned With a Proclivity Towards
the Jocular.
It does not roll off the tongue and Ned would lose
all street cred.
Dammit, please think of Ned!