Andrew Norelli with a funny bit on part time jobs
and all the groupies you can handle.
Sorry, I meant groupers, you meet all sorts of fish
when you deliver pizzas.
Mostly anchovies, but a fish by any other name is
still a damned fish.
Did you know “za” is actually a legitimate word
that is acceptable in Scrabble?
It’s short for Pizza.
Scrabble has fallen on hard times apparently.
Only really old people, and the mentally ill still
play it, for various reasons.
Absolutely nobody likes the National Spelling Bee
winner, so there’s that.
The most efficient form of birth control is correcting
someone’s spelling, that’s another.
I grew up in family that played it religiously, before it
fell from grace.
One of our traditions was, if you at the end of the game
were stuck with the “Q” tile and no way to use it because
you couldn’t find a “U” you were allowed to stick that tile
up the nose of the actual winner of the game!
Usually the other “losers” would hold the winner down to
allow the “Q” holder to do the deed.
Everyone would just laugh and laugh, well everyone but
the person who inhaled the lucky tile…