Andy Woodhull with a timely lament.
About time, he laments.
He laments about time.
I appear to be stuck in some Marvel Universe/
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Time Portal thingy probably caused by a Doctor
Strange Douche Baggery spell that went awry.
The life of a super hero is very complicated.
Couldn’t take the stress, hung up my cape and
brightly colored underpants years ago.
I no longer use my super speed for anything but
going to the bathroom and arguing with the wife.
On occasion I’ll kick it in if caught peering through
a window, but that’s about it.
X-ray vision would be a blast, just sayin’…