Kathleen Madigan’s parent are currently being held captive in an
old folk’s prison encampment somewhere in the bowels of Florida.
They are forced to participate in shuffle board (oh dear god) and
pickle ball (dafudge?!), and the annual school budget “NO!” vote.
Ice Tea and Thorazine is passed out regularly, they’re wheeled
outside for ten minutes every day, and Wednesday’s Strip Poker
tournament is the most popular event at the Pavilion, even though
nine employees have taken their own lives while on duty.
Remember, the speed limit is whatever babies crawl at when they’re
tired…