Let the Summer novelty begin!
Ed’s Redeeming Qualities with a fairly well done
tune about sharp things, accident prone people,
and the EMTs that love them.
One ten year old kid takes a dart to the noggin’
and the powers that be yank all of the toys of
death and destruction off the shelves!
They should make you take an aptitude test.
If you pass you can purchase lawn darts.
If you fail, you get a big bag of marshmallows…