Jim Gaffigan is not what you’d call a long distance runner.
Or, a short distance sprinter kind of guy.
I can picture him crawling to the fridge to get a beer, though.
Still, we give him the benefit of a doubt, Hell, I’ll set him up as
an Iron Man repeat winner if it makes this post funny.
His hearts in the right place, right next to the pizza box and
the six pack of lite beer…