Jim Gaffigan is not what you’d call a long distance runner.
Or, a short distance sprinter kind of guy.
I can picture him crawling to the fridge to get a beer, though.
Still, we give him the benefit of a doubt, Hell, I’ll set him up as
an Iron Man repeat winner if it makes this post funny.
His hearts in the right place, right next to the pizza box and
the six pack of lite beer…

A classic Hudson and Landry comedy sketch from
the early 1970’s.
In like a porch climber, grab some tissues first…

I just got back to work from being out with the flu.
It hurts, boy does it hurt.
Heywood has it figured out.
Wash your hands!
And boil everything in sight…

Been out with the flu, unable to produce a thing except for an
impressive amount of drool, and a crumpled heap of tissues
that rival Mount Everest in size.
Should be back soon…

John Heffron with a jocular piece about freezing your backside off.
Jack Frost is way too happy about all this @#$%^& snow.
I wish that I could feel the same way.
Some nice lines here…

Robot Chicken with a look at frozen pets and the people who hate them.
That’s the vibe I’m getting at least.
But don’t go by me, my brain and most of my body is well below zero
with the latest weather pattern and storm count as of late.
A good time was had by all, mostly…