Monthly Archives: July 2014

I just had a baby

Maryellen Hooper at the top of her game with really good
stand-up that only she can deliver.
She is one one of the very best on the circuit and I see
her being in the top ten for a long time coming.
Great stuff…

I like it!

Hardware Wars

This is the campy tribute that George Lucas (How many houses
DO you own?!) himself labeled as the BEST Star Wars parody
he had ever seen.
Made on a shoestring (wino sneakers) budget this hit the
streets in 1978, just a short time after the initial release
of Star Wars itself…brainchild (obvious oxygen deprivation
in the womb) of producer/director Ernie Fosselius it was soon
hailed as a worthy satire of the hallowed original.
I’ll be quite honest…it sucks!
Not completely mind you, just the parts between the beginning
and the end, but you should watch it anyway.
Just think of it as the spinach you hated when you were a young
biped, it was horrible but you forced yourself to indulge
because you knew it was beneficial and that it would build
muscle and supply you with the essential nutrients needed to
become a strapping adult.
Of course none of those benefits were ever realized, you still
got sand kicked in your face and your girl stolen at the beach
because you were/are a pencil neck geek.
This video is just like that…

For the love of all that has holes in it…make it stop!

Injured Storm Something Something

Ah, what the heck…consider this Star Wars Week!
As much as I liked the first and second movie, I did not
particularly care for the third, or those ridiculous
PRE-sequels that came out, so I will take great care
in making as much fun of the whole franchise as I possibly can.
Darth Lucas, your days are numbered!
I mean seriously…how many @#$%^&* homes do you need?!
Is it me, or does anyone else out there want to giggle
hysterically when Frank Oz, I mean Yoda, whips out his light
sabre and starts getting all Jackie Chan on the locals?
“Oh, watch out Fozzie Bear is ANGRY, everybody run…or get
some cookies and milk!”
Have I upset the traditionalists yet?
No? Pull up a chair then, you ain’t seen nothing yet!

Okay, I’ll grant you Princess Leia in slave girl attire
ALMOST made up for the mass merchandising that followed.

Star Wars Jitters

Are you wondering if the new Star Wars will live up to
your expectations?
Did you know that Han Solo and Chewie are engaged to
be married and that Princess Leia is the Best Man…
after the operation of course?
Are you aware that George Lucas has a cameo as a
mentally challenged film director with an overly inflated
ego and a hankering for full bodied Ewok massages?
Can you say Furry?
Well wonder no longer!
Check this out…

Star Wars “Mrs. Lucas needs a new Pool!” Episode “Who Cares?!”