It has been very cold around here lately.
To be expected I suppose, it IS mid Winter and this
place gets frigid in February.
Still, many sub zero nights wear me down and I am
getting so tight that my body does not want to bend.
This song dials it in for me…

Take the Garbage Out!
Naughty little girl, waited far too long and when she
realized her mistake it was way too late to correct it.
Her indolence makes for a great Shel Silverstein tune.
Classic by any measure…

I have posted this piece by Kellen Erskine a few times
since it was released.
It is superb, well crafted and as smart as it gets without
being too arrogant.
Kellen is a great stand-up comedian, one of the best on
the circuit right now.
Well done, very funny stuff…

A later in the week Valentine’s Day Show of sorts.
Love is in the air, or somebody’s burning an old tire.
A lot of interesting things in this show.
I have always like Nichols and May, glad to play them.
Emo with a smart one.
Fats Waller has a pedal extremities fixation.
What an odd song.
Mike Cross can certainly plant an image.
Farquahr we hardly knew ya, damned shame that.
Bill Frenzer must have held his nose during that one.
The Air Pirates are an interesting story.
The Credibility Gap with a faux oldie but goodie.
The Reverend Billy has a math problem.
Travesty Ltd. were really good back in the day, they
still sound fresh and funny.
Alonzo gets the top spot with a great piece.
Onward and upwards…

Hillbilly Honeymoon- Cledus T Judd
A Little More Gauze- Mike Nichols and Elaine May
Men and Women- Rita Rudner (s-up)
He Said, She Heard- Sean Morey
Cotton Swabs- The Congress of Wonders
Wife- Emo Philips (s-up)
Your Feets Too Big- Fats Waller
I Would But I’m Shy- Fast & Dirty
Nurses Aren’t Hot- Andy Woodhull (s-up)
The Great Strip Poker Massacre- Mike Cross
Love Talk Radio: Size- Travesty Ltd.
Kinky- Mike Armstrong (s-up)
Cloud 9 Motel- Farquahr
Sweet Breeze- Ogden Edsl
Humor in Heartbreak- Tommy Johnagin (s-up)
The One I Love- Heywood Banks
Love Talk Radio: Where Did I Come From?- Travesty Ltd.
Marriage- Adam Ferrara (s-up)
Bachelor Number Two- Doo Doo Wah
Making of Romantic Minute- The Air Pirates
Romantic Minute- The Air Pirates
Romance- Michael Somerville (s-up)
One More Minute- Weird Al Yankovic
A Date With Danger- The Credibility Gap
How to Propose- Tommy Ryman (s-up)
4th Wife Blues- The Reverend Billy C Wirtz
Love Talk Radio: 24 Hours a Day- Travesty Ltd.
Unmarried- Greg Warren (s-up)
7-11 of Love- DJ Hazard
Sex with Sue- The Royal Canadian Air Farce
First Impressions- Richard Jeni (s-up)
A Mismatch Made in Hell- John Forster
Love Talk Radio: Complicated- Travesty Ltd.
What’d I Say?- Steve McGrew (s-up)
Jellyfish- The Simpsons
Fake Phone Numbers- Dan Naturman (s-up)
Love Talk Radio: Coma- Travesty Ltd.
Digital Dating- Alonzo Bodden (s-up)

Hank, Stu, Dave, and Hank with a 1977 lawn mowing classic.
A Summer tune for sure.
I am pining for the fjords.
So to speak.
Keep an eye on Rover…

Zorak is an expert on evil.
I am sure it had something to do with his upbringing.
Never got a pony probably.
Mother made him do his homework every night.
Dad insisted on extra batting practice for a better ERA.
Big sister sat on and tickled him until he wet himself.
Could be a multitude of horrible things.
Or he could just be a jerk for no reason at all.
Lie is like that…