
Lactose Zeal!


Gary Gulman Likes his mother, even if you do not.
I’m not sure if he feels that way about her boyfriends,
but I’m sure there’s room to grow.
She is currently dating a guy who repairs pots and pans
for a living…

Hudson and Landry were quite a comedy duo back in the 1970’s.
They put out some classic recordings, and road the wave for a long
period of time to the delight of many.
This is probably their most famous piece…

Professor Elemental with a glorious look at tea.
I drink it daily, grew up with the stuff and embrace it with gusto.
The British worship it and hold it up to the light.
‘Tis better than coffee…

Pete Correale with a bit about imbibing the sudsy stuff.
When is too much, too much?
A philosophical look at one of America’s favorite pass
times…

From the very first year of Saturday Night Live, back when
they were funny, a tater’ parody.
I wish they’d bring back electro-shock therapy.
I’d try it…