A superb piece of stand-up from Dan Cummins.
I consider this to be a classic, love to give it air time.
One naughty bit at the 1:12 mark, no need to hide the
kids in the basement though, do what I do.
Take two pillows, put one over each ear and duct tape
the puffy little buggers in place, wrapping each one
at least twenty or thirty times to ensure that no
offensive audio gets through.
Then put them in the garage, preferably in a large
trash can bound in chains.
Dan is dark, dark is funny, Dan is funny…