This bit by the very talented Greg Warren is hilarious.
He has really improved over the years, and he was no
hack to begin with, certainly.
Master of the deadpan delivery, not to mention Jedi
class snark, he can be downright hysterical.
A lot of things had me relate to this set, it made me
laugh out loud in places.
And, no I cannot run at all.
I am really into fitness and my conditioning is in a
very comfortable place, but I bike, I cannot run.
In the old sci-fi/horror/suspense flicks you always had
a women fleeing the monster/alien/villain for a
grand total of fifteen feet before falling face first
into the ground, tripping over god knows what…
that’s ME, every time I try to run.
I make girls look manly.
It’s so bad I’ve hidden my Guy Card so they can’t take it away.
Some great lines here…