Steve Goodie with a great NASCAR parody.
I have never understood the need, or the desire, to
run a 500 mile race with only left hand turns!
At least make it interesting, dribble some 10-40 on
and around the first turn, toss a few dozen sheet metal
screws in the middle of the straights, and get that damned
Slushy Machine to churn out several hundred pounds of
crushed ice you can cover the pit stops with!
Gotta pull in because you’re running out of fuel?
In the front door, right out the back, sideways!
Now THAT’S worth the price of a ticket…